Mean Color-Guard Grandpa

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1/23/91

When Grandpa Joe

was about 85

he got mean.

Not just ordinary,

old-man mean,

but hateful mean.

All his teeth fell

out, and his

lip flopped in over

his gums.

And his balls shrunk

and receded up into

his wrinkled, shriveled

abdomen, till he became

just one little ~~vein-y~~

ball of hatred.

Once a ~~month~~ he’d

put on his old

American Legion blue

and gold cap and

play color-guard for

the Forth of July parade.

He’d ~~grin~~ chew his lips

and mutter to himself —

“God’s angry, I know’d it,

God wants war.”

Grandparents want to fatten grandchildren

up, because they will eventually

eat them:

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