2/24/91 Everybody’s got just one thing to make them happy Father Grolikin always talked about life’s little pleasures that came in the middle of his sleep. “It’s not sinful, I read a book, it just happens, I’ve got no control. It’s just one of life’s little pleasures.” Father Adorlin was very old, eighty-four well beyond…

2/15/91 1984 is a very very long time. Seven years since authorities, temper tantrums. Seven years since hiding in grass from home buddy, Seven years since I been twelve. 1984 is a very long long time. Seven years since Ronald Reagan, but we still wavin’ flags Seven years gone ~~but~~ Nobody talks about Big Brother,…

1/23/91 When Grandpa Joe was about 85 he got mean. Not just ordinary, old-man mean, but hateful mean. All his teeth fell out, and his lip flopped in over his gums. And his balls shrunk and receded up into his wrinkled, shriveled abdomen, till he became just one little ~~vein-y~~ ball of hatred. Once a…

1/13/91 Fatman rules the world Fatman owns my house Fatman got the mortgage papers Fatman’s not my grandfather, He’s got no beard, he’s got no hair, his mouth is soft and wet. Everybody works for Fatman, he’s got your punchcard on database Fatman’s not the President, Even he works for him, Fatman doesn’t get elected.…

1/10/91 As you get older, Gravity pulls the corners Of your mouth down and down. When you’re an infant you emerge from the womb with great crying baby smile, But when you die an old man, even The mortician can’t wipe the frown from your face.

1/8/90 G Poor old Tom was a C D dirty old man, G Spent his life w/ his CD cock in his hand. G But now he old and CD dusty and grey, G Things don’t seem to be CD going his way G He’s a rich man, he’s C got more than enough Of…

12/27/90 (Top note: Capo at 3rd fret) Some D people get lots of A7 pain in life Em Lots of trouble, lots of Em sorrow, D There’s not much to A7 my life, just Em today and C tomorrow D I see them standing A7 there gon the curb, Em crying Over C heart break…

12/26/90 The little old lady from Pasadena tapped me on my shoulder. “What,” I said, “I don’t need a car, I’ve already got one.” “No,” she said, “It’s not that, sonny, How’d you like to see my tits?” Somewhat startled by the peculiar demands of this sweet little blue haired grandmother, gripping wicker purse. I…

12/26/90 Hello, I’m Robert, and I am a flame. Hello, Hello, Hello! “Bless me Father for I have sinned!” It made Deapuant se mec. Right side margin text: so what do you think I need a drink but I’m feeling rather ill. Tis Jonathan’s birthday you need a pill because you are so kind. Bottom…

12/25/90 (Chord above line 1: C9) Well, maybe God’s (Chord above line 2: F9) just like Santa Claus, (Chord above line 3: C9) Old man, big white (Chord above line 4: F9) beard and everything. Ch. (Chorus) (Chord above line 6: C) But I know that there’s (Chord above line 7: A) no Santa Claus,…